Prescott. What a fine figure of a man.

It turns out that John Prescott, our erstwhile Deputy Prime Minister has been playing away from home. What a great example he makes for aspiring young people in this country.

It's a bit of a bad time for Labour, with expensive hair bills (as someone said, thank God it wasn't her lipstick bill), the NHS having it's "best year ever" and the release of over 1,000 prisoners who were meant to be deported, but, er, weren't.

Anyone would think that they don't know what they're doing.

Oh.